Uncle!

I give in. Here is my blog. Pop culture, you win. I figure this was inevitable. I have been surfing the blogs of friends whom I know and love for the past year now. I guess after a while, I just felt like a bit of a moocher; like I hitched a ride for a semester and never offered any gas money. Now I just feel plain yucky about that. In no way am I saying this will fly at all; this is strictly a trial run. For legal reasons, a disclaimer follows:

• I may not be clever or funny, ever.
• My readership will be scant, at best.
• I will make egregious spelling and grammatical errors.
• I might accidentally offend you in my posts.
• I will never be offended by your comments.
• You may wonder if I plagiarized or ripped off from another, cuz I might have.
• If on any level, blogging is similar to scrap booking, I will fail.
• I may spend more time revising the color scheme of my template than blogging.

Now, let's begin.